

which leads into the second part. I’m not sure what constitutes as a kink anymore. I think EVERYONE is into bondage these days so it’s not outside of the norm. Or maybe I hang with like minded folk. I guess it depends on how far you go with it. I’m into dominance though which you wouldn’t expect if you knew me. I think I would look really spiffy in a leather crusher cap and aviators…
In lieu of a diagram I have this.

Do it, and when you’re done with that we’ll make more awesomely horrible music
Call me

Like my poor Sean Connery accent or the real deal?
If it’s mine then where are my royalties? If it’s the real deal then Mulan just got more interesting!
Also I had no idea Tangled was a disney film. I thought it was a Dreamworks thing until I looked up all the princesses.
Breakfast of champions my friend.
YAH GET IT? CAUSE BOVINE WOMEN? YOU GET IT? IT MEANS INTERCOURSE WITH AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC COW LADY! YOU GET IT? I HOPE YOU GOT IT BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO SEEM LIKE THE ONLY GUY WHO WOULD HAVE RELATIONS WITH A COW LADY. IT MIGHT BE WEIRD IS ALL.
DID YOU GET IT? LET ME DRAW THIS DIAGRAM.
Be getting back
be getting back
you haven’t the knowledge to know me like that





