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Asking for messages about why messages make you giddy? I feel like there is a single logical outcome to this... As an answer: if you're receiving a message it is likely to be something positive, especially on something like an art tumblr, and thus you have developed a conditioned response such that the potential of the message to be good is as exciting as actually receiving something positive! Source: took psych 101 XD Cheers, mate

“art” tumblr

And yeah that makes sense, but I wish I could avoid wanting to repost those, “ASK ME ANYTHING!” reblog posts since no one wants me to ask me anything or know about my sex life or kinks. 

Choice: Denzel Washington or Don Cheadle?
Anonymous

For a while I thought Don Cheadle was the guy what played the duder in Terminator 2 and I was bummed to find out he was not.

IS THIS THAT SUBTLE RACISM I HAVE HEARD ABOUT? I DON’T KNOW?

HEY LETS LOOK AT THIS GULL!

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BODACIOUS! 

Because it means your army is growing, and you're that much closer to taking over the world

El Presidente Zed ZEDIDENTE!

Yes, Yes our island nation of Batman Riding a Dinosaur shall be glorious! SUCK IT THE WEST! WE ARE GLORIOUS NATION MAJORING IN COFFEE AND CIGARS! HAH HAH!

Because it makes you feel loved?

Partly, but I’m not sure loved is the right word. Acknowledged is probably up the alley

Why am I giddy when I get a message? Help me amateur psychologists!

MORE CONCEPTS?! WHAT ARE YOU A DORK?! 
YES!
Luke and Violet Rivit (Yes) are two gator twins from Louisiana whom move into the same city as the rest of the cast of that webcomic thing I have planning for forever. The two were taken from their home by the government and then placed in a foster home. They were the outcasts of their town and grew up with people clutching their purses a bit more tightly when they were around. They didn’t care though as they had each other to help each other when times got hard. 
Violet is a mechanic who dreams to own and fly her own plane. With her southern drawl she can work with anything with an engine and isn’t afraid of getting messy while doing it. She has a knack for making complex metaphors and similes to describe the situation or the status of other characters like, “The situation is more slippery than a weasel run through the grease factory” or ” Yer gettin’ shifty like dad’s old gear stick”. Her luck is never the best and when she starts to fall for someone she finds that through her clumsy behavior she either stabs, breaks, or has a ball busting incident with a shark with her potential suitors. As such she has been marked bad luck and travels from town to city to commune working and saving up for a plane.
Maybe it was that swamp witch they visited 
Luke Rivit is a troublemaker. Known to be highly competitive he will get into a scrap at the drop of a hat, and it can really go either way depending who he’s fighting. His abilities do not go unnoticed, and he can be popular with the ladies. Though some of the women he finds himself with are trouble, or he causes trouble being with them. Including once incident with the Sheriffs’ daughter, then wife. This has caused him to roam to town to city to commune never having a real home. And who knows how many illegitimate spawn. 
I’m thinking it’s that swamp witch they visited that caused all this

MORE CONCEPTS?! WHAT ARE YOU A DORK?! 

YES!

Luke and Violet Rivit (Yes) are two gator twins from Louisiana whom move into the same city as the rest of the cast of that webcomic thing I have planning for forever. The two were taken from their home by the government and then placed in a foster home. They were the outcasts of their town and grew up with people clutching their purses a bit more tightly when they were around. They didn’t care though as they had each other to help each other when times got hard. 

Violet is a mechanic who dreams to own and fly her own plane. With her southern drawl she can work with anything with an engine and isn’t afraid of getting messy while doing it. She has a knack for making complex metaphors and similes to describe the situation or the status of other characters like, “The situation is more slippery than a weasel run through the grease factory” or ” Yer gettin’ shifty like dad’s old gear stick”. Her luck is never the best and when she starts to fall for someone she finds that through her clumsy behavior she either stabs, breaks, or has a ball busting incident with a shark with her potential suitors. As such she has been marked bad luck and travels from town to city to commune working and saving up for a plane.

Maybe it was that swamp witch they visited 

Luke Rivit is a troublemaker. Known to be highly competitive he will get into a scrap at the drop of a hat, and it can really go either way depending who he’s fighting. His abilities do not go unnoticed, and he can be popular with the ladies. Though some of the women he finds himself with are trouble, or he causes trouble being with them. Including once incident with the Sheriffs’ daughter, then wife. This has caused him to roam to town to city to commune never having a real home. And who knows how many illegitimate spawn. 

I’m thinking it’s that swamp witch they visited that caused all this

jeffgerstmann:

The comments on this are pretty hilarious. Lots of people thinking it’s, you know, real.

jeffgerstmann:

The comments on this are pretty hilarious. Lots of people thinking it’s, you know, real.

I have returned from America Land
I met all the famous americans! And two Biebers! 

I have returned from America Land

I met all the famous americans! And two Biebers! 

mortikie:

We just ate 20 burritos from Taco Bell.

Zed, Nintendoesent, and I drew things to commemorate this moment.  Nintendoesent didn’t eat any burritos, she just talked to us.

Aaaaaaaahhhhppppplllles

mortikie:

Zed drew this on my laptop before going to bed last night.

Aaaaaaaapples

mortikie:

Zed drew this on my laptop before going to bed last night.

Aaaaaaaapples

I SAW MY FIRST ZEBRA TODAY!

It was rad. Thank you Seattle and Mort

Already got the car. I'm ready Zed! Get ready for adventure and excitement as I get us lost in Seattle and we can't find the hotel anywhere.

Awe yis
Motha fuckin tree star

How are you?
Anonymous

Being a third wheel really bums me out, but going to america for the first time tomorrow so silver linings!

Nothing is right.

Nothing is right.